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Glossary
Glossary of common terms
used in escort reviews, and message board posts.
· Agency: An organization
or individual that manages many providers. The agency handles
all calls, bookings and advertising. The agency takes a percentage
of the fee for each session.
· Amazon: A tall,
strong, often masculine woman.
· AMP: Asian Massage
Parlor
· Around the world:
Anilingus and Fellatio.
· Asian: Anilingus,
erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and
anus
· Asian Cowgirl:
Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the
man on her feet, not on her knees.
· ATM: Ass to mouth.
Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly
into her mouth.
· Attempts: Trying
to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple attempts: means
she allows more than one orgasm per session if the client
is able and interested.
· ATF: All Time Favorite
· Aunt Flo: Menstruation
also; Period
· B&S: Bait & switch:
Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements, which may include
photos, written or verbal descriptions, do not match the
woman who shows up, or she has been grossly misrepresented.
· Babyback: Petite,
young, attractive Asian woman.
· Bag: Condom, with
a condom e.g. "BJ in a bag"= CBJ,
" I filled the bag"= Orgasm.
· Bait and Switch:
Bait & switch: Internet, newspaper, or phone advertisements,
which may include photos, written or verbal descriptions,
do not match the woman who shows up, or she has been grossly
misrepresented.
· Baja Sur: Genitals.
From the spanish "the low south".
· Balloons: Breast
implants.
· Bareback: Without
a condom.
· BJ Blow Job: Oral
sex performed on a man
· BBBJ: Bareback
Blow Job, oral stimulation of the penis without a condom
· BBBJTC: Bareback
Blow Job To Completion, oral stimulation of the penis to
orgasm without a condom. (May spit or swallow)
· BBBJCIM: Bareback
Blow Job Cum in Mouth, oral stimulation of the penis to orgasm
without a condom. (May spit or swallow)
· BBW: Big Beautiful
Woman, euphemism for overweight
· BCD: Behind Closed
Doors
· BDSM: Bondage,
Discipline, Sado-Masochism. This is a catch-all to refer
to the various aspects of negotiated, mutually consensual
exchange of power between two consenting adults. Regardless
of the depth of the relationship, consent, safety and sanity
are the cornerstone of the lifestyle.
· Beret: A condom.
· BF: Boyfriend
· BFE: Boyfriend
Experience, A subjective term used primarily by providers
to describe good clients.
· Birdwatching: BBBJTC
and she swallows.
· Blackhole: Anus.
· BLS: Ball licking
and sucking.
· Blue Pill: Viagra
· Blue Steel: Viagra
· Brown Shower: Defecation
on your partner.
· BS: Body slide.
Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
· Butter face: A
women whose body is very attractive, but her face is not.
· Call Girl: Outcall
provider, usually implies agency.
· Cash and Dash:
A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide,
might offer to "dance", and leaves.
· CBJ: CBJ, Covered
Blow Job, fellatio with a condom
· CC: 1. Credit Card.
2. Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for
fees.
· CC Rider: A provider
who is FS for $200/hr or less.
· CD: Cross-dresser:
transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts
the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite
sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
· CFS: Covered Full
Service
· CG: 1. Cowgirl
2. Call Girl
· CIM: Cum in mouth.
· Civilian: A woman
who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not
for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider
and more interested in a relationship.
· Clockwatcher: A
term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session
is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and
does not enjoy her work.
· Collar and Cuffs match:
Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
· Commercial Company:
Prostitution
· Completion: Orgasm.
e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
· Cover: A condom
· Covered: Various
measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are
taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact.
(e.g. Covered Blow Job means a condom was used.)
· Cowgirl: Woman
rides on top, knees astride.
· Crime scene action:
Sexual activity during her period.
· Cruising: Looking
for prostitutes while driving.
· Cunnilingus: The
act of stimulating the female genitals (especially the clitoris
and vaginal lips) with the lips and tongue, or having one's
genitals stimulated in this way. Cunnilingus is also commonly
referred to as 'oral sex' or 'licking'.
· Cups of coffee:
Orgasms (e.g. multiple cups of coffee means she allows more
than one orgasm)
· Dance and Dash:
A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide
any services other than a dance, then leaves.
· Date: 1. A session
with a prostitute. 2. A man who patronizes prostitutes.
· DATO: Dining at
the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
· DATY: Dining at
the Y, Cunnilingus, oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
· DDE: Doesn't do
extras.
· DDG: Drop Dead
Gorgeous.
· Deep throat: Fellatio
where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed"
· Defender: A poster
who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has
been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is
accurate.
· Deposit: A provider
requires an upfront payment in advance of a session. Deposits
are usually used by providers as a screening tool to hedge
against no-shows.
· DFK: Deep French
Kissing, kissing with tongue
· Doggie Style: Intercourse
position where woman is on her hands and knees, man enters
from behind
· Donation: Payment
to a provider
· Doubles: A threesome
with two providers
· DP: 1. Double Penetration
2. Digital penetration
· DT: Deep throat:
fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
· Ed Zachary disease:
A woman with an unattractive face.
· Ellie: LE, Law
Enforcement
· EOM: End of Message
- Used in a subject line to indicate no further content in
body of message,
· Enhancements: Breast
implants.
· Envelope: Often
cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather
than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the
envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider
to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist
leaves (incall).
· Escort: A woman
who is paid for her companionship.
· Face painting:
Man ejaculates on woman's face.
· Facial: Man ejaculates
on woman's face.
· FBSM: Full Body
Sensual Massage; not usually full service; expect only massage
(usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services
might be available.
· Fellatio: The act
of sucking or licking the penis or having one's penis sucked
or licked. Fellatio is also commonly referred to as 'oral
sex' or 'sucking' or 'blow job'.
· Five-O: A police
officer (uniformed or undercover).
· FJ: Foot job. Stimulation
of the penis using feet and toes.
· Flake, Flaky: Errant
behavior, often used for providers who no-show and/or have
scheduling issues.
· Flat Rate: An all
inclusive fee charged for services, so tips are not required.
· FOTC: Fuck of the
century.
· French: Oral sex,
on either party
· French Kissing: Kissing
on mouth with tongue contact
· FS: Full Service,
Vaginal intercourse to completion
· Full meal deal:
Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion
· Get comfortable:
Get naked. For security reasons, a provider may ask a client
to "get comfortable" or "make yourself comfortable" before
a session, this means to get fully undressed.
· GFE: Girl Friend
Experience, A subjective term, but usually used as praise
for a very passionate, sensual, non-mechanical experience.
Most consider deep french kissing a baseline requirement
for GFE.
· Glove: Condom
· Golden Shower:
Urinating on your partner, urine play.
· Greek: Anal Sex
· Greek Without: Anal
sex without condom (aka "Death Wish")
· GS: Golden Shower,
urinating on your partner, urine play.
· Half and half:
BJ followed by FS
· Hand Job: Stimulation
of the penis using hand and fingers
· Hardwood floors:
Clean-shaven pubic area.
· Herb Friendly:
Is amenable to marijuana use.
· Hidden Charges:
A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through
the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g.
She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$,
but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS,
etc.)
· Hindu Massage (Argentina):
The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze
you to completion.
· HJ: Hand Job, stimulation
of the penis using hand and fingers
· HME: Honeymoon
experience. A subjective term used as praise for a very intense,
very "real" session, usually DFK is a baseline requirement
for HME.
· HR: Hand Release,
stimulation of the penis to orgasm using hand and fingers
· Hobby, The: The
patronizing of prostitutes.
· Hobbyist: A man
who patronizes prostitutes.
· Hooker: Prostitute.
· Hostess Club: A
lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the
dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
· HWP: Height and
Weight Proportional (i.e. "normal" build)
· Incall: You go
to her place (Could be hotel, motel, studio apt, her residence,
or a mini-storage unit)
· Independent, Indie:
An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation.
The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and
finances.
· Interpreter: Condom
(e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter
= BBBJ)
· IPO: Initial public
offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new
provider, usually via a review.
· ISO: In search
of
· Italian: Similar
to Russian, but penis between partners butt cheeks.
· Jack Shack: Refers
to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modeling) that
is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually
nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be
available.
· Jimmy Hat: A condom
· John: A man who
patronizes prostitutes.
· L/A/S: Looks/Attitude/Service:
A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked,
from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive,
but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material,
but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
· Landing Strip:
Description of pubic hair
· LE: Law Enforcement.
· LFK: Light french
kissing. (no heavy tongue)
· Little blue helper:
Viagra
· Little blue pill:
Viagra
· LMP: Licensed Massage
Practitioner
· Lot Lizard: A prostitute
that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually
soliciting from a CB radio).
· Madame: Proprietress
of an agency.
· Mall, Escort Mall:
A website that advertises many different providers. The providers
may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated
with each other, or with the mall.
· Man in a boat, little
man in a boat: Clitoris
· Mediterranean:
Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
· Merkin: Pubic hair
wig.
· MG: Massage Girl
· Mileage: A subjective
term that describes value for money and/or how accomodating
she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less
than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
· MILF: Mom I'd like
to fuck.
· Mish: Missionary
position, Man on top during intercourse
· Missionary: Man
on top during intercourse
· MMF, MFM, MFF:
Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF
= male, female, female.
· Mohawk: Description
of pubic hair.
· MP: Massage Parlor
· MPA: Massage Parlor
Attendant
· MSOG: Multiple
shots on goal: she allows you to have more than 1 orgasm
during the session
· Multiple Pops:
She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
(e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
· Newbie: A novice
hobbyist or novice provider.
· No-Show: Escort
or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact
in advance to cancel or warn.
· No-Touch: No touching
allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
· Nooner: A lunch-time
or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
· NQBC: Non-quitter,
but covered. CBJ to completion.
· NQBS: Non-quitter,
but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
· NQNS: Non-quitter,
non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
· O, Os: Orgasm,
orgasms.
· Off-the-clock:
Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not
to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
· Operation Flea Collar:
2 year LE investigation of TBD board, culminating in June
2002 bust of Charles Kelly and Steve Lipson, owners and operators
of TBD board.
· Out, Outed: Private,
personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public.
e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public
forum.
· Outcall: She comes
to your place
· OWO: Oral Without,
fellatio without a condom.
· Pandering: the
act or crime of recruiting prostitutes or of arranging a
situation for another to practice prostitution. Compared
to Pimp.
· Party hat: Condom
· Pearl Necklace:
Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
· Pimp: A man who
solicits clients for a prostitute.
· Pooner: A hobbyist
who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very
involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of
information on providers and the hobby.
· Pops, multiple:
She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session
(e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
· POS: Pussy on the
Side
· Professional or Businessmen
only: A subjective request used in provider advertising
as a pre-screen for clients. The provider posts this in
hopes of attracting "better" clientele.
· Provider: Prostitute
· PS: Private Show
(Dance only)
· PSE: Porn Star
Experience, A subjective term, used as praise for a provider
that might have a high energy level, a particularly hot look,
or is very accomodating ("nastiness" factor).
· PV: Private viewing:
Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.
· Raincoat: Condom
· REQ:: Request:
Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains
a request for information.
· REV:: Review: Used
in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains
review of a provider.
· Review: A critical
evaluation of a provider. May include information on her
looks, attitude and service.
· Reverse Cowgirl:
woman rides on top, facing away
· Reverse massage:
The client massages the provider.
· Reverse Oral: The
client performs oral sex on the provider.
· Rimming, Rimjob:
Anilingus, erotic stimulation achieved by contact between
mouth and anus
· Russian: Penis
between her breasts
· Safe: Sexual activity
in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or
dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted
by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
· San Juan Capistrano:
BBBJTC and she swallows.
· Sandbag, Sandbagger:
A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads
the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
· Sans: Without.
e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
· Scat: Defecation
on your partner or feces play.
· Screening: A provider
or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
e.g. collecting verifiable personal info such as the hobbyist's
real name, place of employment, home or work phone, home
or work address, or a referral from a trusted provider. Upfront
deposits may also be used as a screening tool to hedge against
no-shows.
· Search Function:
A software feature that allows a user to search a review
board or forum, based on a keyword or words. Most often,
this feature is used to find existing reviews of a provider,
or to check the review history of a hobbyist.
· Self-post: A provider
or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive
review of herself or agency to increase business.
· Self-Service: Masturbation.
e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with
the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
· Sensual Massage:
Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude
or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
· Session: Paid time
spent with a provider.
· Sex Worker: Catch
all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also
be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless
waitresses.
· SFH: Sex for hire.
· SG: Street girl.
· Shemale: Transexual,
particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had
SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.
· Shill: A hobbyist
who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts
or special favors from an agency or provider.
· Shots on goal:
Attempts to reach orgasm. e.g. She allowed multiple shots
on goal: means she allows more than one orgasm per session
if the client is able and interested.
· Sixty Nine, 69:
Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
· Slam, Slammed:
An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
· SO: Significant
other.
· SOG: Shots on goal,
attempts at orgasm.
· Soixante neuf:
69: Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
· SOMF: Sat on my
face.
· South of the border:
Genital region.
· Southern France:
Fellatio without a condom.
· SP: Service Provider,
prostitute.
· Spanish (Australian):
Penis between her breasts, Russian.
· Spanish (USA):
Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly
into her mouth.
· Spinner: A very
petite provider. Etymology: From the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n'
Spin"
· Squirting, Squirter,:
Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
· SRS: Sexual reassignment
surgery
· STD: Sexually transmitted
disease.
· Sting: A female
police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting
johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend
unsuspecting prostitutes.
· Street action:
Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes
(usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles.
Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed
upon location.
· Stroll: A street,
strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
· Summer teeth: Her
teeth, some are there, some are not.
· Sunshine, sunny:
Without a condom (i.e. No raincoat)
· SW: 1. Street walker.
2. Sex Worker
· Sybian: A mechanical
sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo
attachment mounted in the middle.
· Take care of business:
Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care
of business first"
· Teabag, Teabagging:
Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
· TG: Transgender:
Catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
· Throne Job: Self-service
hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS.
The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for
you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
· Tipping required:
Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised
price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
· Took one for the team,
TOFTT: A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or
scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience
was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members
of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
· Toss the salad:
Anilingus
· Translation, translator:
Condom i.e. "She spoke fluent french without a translator" =
BBBJ
· Trick: 1. A sex
act for money 2. A man who patronizes prostitutes
· Trolling: 1. The
act of driving around looking for a prostitute 2. Posting
to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite
others
· TS: Transsexual:
a person with a psychological urge to belong to the opposite
sex that may be carried to the point of undergoing surgery
to modify the sex organs to mimic the opposite sex
· Tuft: Description
of pubic hair.
· TUMA: Tongue up
my ass.
· Turn tricks: Prostitution
· TV: Transvestite:
person and especially a male who adopts the dress and often
the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes
of emotional or sexual gratification
· Umbrella: Condom.
· Uncovered: Without
a condom.
· Upsell: Stating
a flat rate for services, then once that fee is collected
charging more for services thought to be included in the
flat rate fee.
· VFM: Value For
Money.
· WAH: 1. From Wahei:
peaceful, harmonious and calm (Japanese) 2. Wild Ass Humping
· Water Sports: Urination
play.
· Weeklies: Alternative
weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service
listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g.
The Village Voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
· WF: Wild Fuck
· WG: Working girl.
A prostitute.
· White Knight: A
poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider
who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review
is accurate.
· With: With condom
(e.g. French with = CBJ)
· Without: Without
condom. (e.g. French without = BBBJ)
· Working girl: A
prostitute.
· YMMV: Your Mileage
May Vary = Catch all phrase to remind that tastes differ,
reviews are inherently subjective, and that providers have
good and bad days, thus experiences vary.
· YMMV Girl: A provider
who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service.
i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.
· $: The dollar sign
is sometimes used for fees. Usually $ = $100, $$ = $200,
$$$ = $300 and so on. Often .5 signifies $50, so $$.5 would
mean $250.
· 69: Partners perform
oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
· 411: Information,
intel. e.g. "I got the 411 on her from billybob69"
· 420: Marijuana.
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